


So perfect candidate for Car Mechanic Simulator!īack when I first entered the absolutely bloody expensive world of car ownership, I initially had lofty ambitions of attending engineering night classes so I could stand next to a mechanic, stroke my chin, nod sagely and say “yes it seems to be a problem with the cathode wing nut flange”. I might need a bit of moral support/supervision when it comes to topping up the windscreen wash and I’m vaguely aware that locking wheel nuts are a thing… It’s a red Toyota Yaris and he’s called Clifford… like Clifford the big red dog…Īnyway, h e ha s a minor but badass scar u nder his left eye because multi-storey car parks are the absolute worst, but I know how to feed him and I wash him when the insect graveyard on the windscreen gets a bit apocalyptic.
